‘Sup. Welcome. Etc etc. Today you are about to learn why I’ve created this blog. It started with an Asian man named Bob. Gumtree!  If you know what that is, you probably already know where this post is going. For those of you who have aspirations beyond a house-share with a weedhead, a smackhead, a mouse (Who, for the record, is a bit of a dick) and someone to whom ‘her-de-der, with spunk!!’ is an appropriate response to ‘I’m having some toast’, Gumtree is essentially Craigslist. But British. And, disappointingly, they’ve closed their personals section. Sorry internet hookers lonely people Emphasis that the following was listed under ‘Gigs and events’. It’s…well, it’s an event. That classification is true!  Bob! Bob is an asian male, named Bob. Bob is 6ft 1 inches tall. Bob has black hair and brown eyes. Bob has a ‘chubbybody’, but, girls, don’t count him out! He does workout! Bob is available for ‘cfnm’, which I initially assumed was the sound the doctor gets you to make when he grabs your nutsack. Turns out, I was not far wrong. To quote the first result on Google; ‘Nude men caught in the wildest CFNM adventures with wicked clothed women!’Damn Women. All wicked, with their clothes, um, on, and stuff. It’s unnatural, I say! Unnatural! Unlike those poor nude men, living their lives until they became caught up in wild adventures with clothed women. I assume, given the cultural disparency between these two worlds, ‘wild adventures’ means ‘attempting to rescue their long lost son after he was abducted by a village clothed female raiding party’. Or, given the clear and major disparency between the cultures, they would force nude male to put some trousers on. Wild. And isn’t the point of porn that you see boobies, anyway? Have we, as a people, become so desensitised to triple anal sodomy that we’ve gone full circle and now find a nice blouse erotic? What happens when these sites audience goes down to the supermarket!?  Oh, by the way, Bob’s services come in at an entirely reasonable £30.  Ladies.

‘Sup. Welcome. Etc etc.

Today you are about to learn why I’ve created this blog. It started with an Asian man named Bob.

Gumtree! 

If you know what that is, you probably already know where this post is going. For those of you who have aspirations beyond a house-share with a weedhead, a smackhead, a mouse (Who, for the record, is a bit of a dick) and someone to whom ‘her-de-der, with spunk!!’ is an appropriate response to ‘I’m having some toast’, Gumtree is essentially Craigslist. But British. And, disappointingly, they’ve closed their personals section. Sorry internet hookers lonely people

Emphasis that the following was listed under ‘Gigs and events’. It’s…well, it’s an event. That classification is true! 

Bob!

Bob is an asian male, named Bob. Bob is 6ft 1 inches tall. Bob has black hair and brown eyes. Bob has a ‘chubbybody’, but, girls, don’t count him out! He does workout!

Bob is available for ‘cfnm’, which I initially assumed was the sound the doctor gets you to make when he grabs your nutsack. Turns out, I was not far wrong. To quote the first result on Google; ‘Nude men caught in the wildest CFNM adventures with wicked clothed women!’

Damn Women. All wicked, with their clothes, um, on, and stuff. It’s unnatural, I say! Unnatural! Unlike those poor nude men, living their lives until they became caught up in wild adventures with clothed women. I assume, given the cultural disparency between these two worlds, ‘wild adventures’ means ‘attempting to rescue their long lost son after he was abducted by a village clothed female raiding party’.

Or, given the clear and major disparency between the cultures, they would force nude male to put some trousers on. Wild.

And isn’t the point of porn that you see boobies, anyway? Have we, as a people, become so desensitised to triple anal sodomy that we’ve gone full circle and now find a nice blouse erotic? What happens when these sites audience goes down to the supermarket!? 

Oh, by the way, Bob’s services come in at an entirely reasonable £30. 

Ladies.

Source: gumtree.com