You could be walking past these people in the street.Tumblr (3.0; @oh-internet)http://oh-internet.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leoczk6I7o1qg6mk5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>‘Sup. Welcome. Etc etc.</p> <p>Today you are about to learn why I’ve created this blog. It started with an Asian man named Bob.</p> <p>Gumtree! </p> <p>If you know what that is, you probably already know where this post is going. For those of you who have aspirations beyond a house-share with a weedhead, a smackhead, a mouse (Who, for the record, is a bit of a dick) and someone to whom ‘her-de-der, with spunk!!’ is an appropriate response to ‘I’m having some toast’, Gumtree is essentially Craigslist. But British. And, disappointingly, they’ve closed their personals section. Sorry <strike>internet hookers</strike> lonely people</p> <p>Emphasis that the following was listed under ‘Gigs and events’. It’s…well, it’s an event. That classification is true! </p> <p>Bob!</p> <p>Bob is an asian male, named Bob. Bob is 6ft 1 inches tall. Bob has black hair and brown eyes. Bob has a ‘chubbybody’, but, girls, don’t count him out! He does workout!</p> Bob is available for ‘cfnm’, which I initially assumed was the sound the doctor gets you to make when he grabs your nutsack. Turns out, I was not far wrong. To quote the first result on Google; ‘<span>Nude men caught in the wildest <em>CFNM</em> adventures with wicked clothed women!</span>’<br/><p>Damn Women. All wicked, with their clothes, um, on, and stuff. It’s unnatural, I say! Unnatural! Unlike those poor nude men, living their lives until they became caught up in wild adventures with clothed women. I assume, given the cultural disparency between these two worlds, ‘wild adventures’ means ‘attempting to rescue their long lost son after he was abducted by a village clothed female raiding party’.</p> <p>Or, given the clear and major disparency between the cultures, they would force nude male to put some trousers on. <em>Wild.</em></p> <p>And isn’t the point of porn that you see boobies, anyway? Have we, as a people, become so desensitised to triple anal sodomy that we’ve gone full circle and now find a nice blouse erotic? What happens when these sites audience goes down to the supermarket!? </p> <p>Oh, by the way, <em>Bob’s services come in at an entirely reasonable £30. </em></p> <p>Ladies.</p>http://oh-internet.tumblr.com/post/2642210109http://oh-internet.tumblr.com/post/2642210109Fri, 07 Jan 2011 17:54:00 -0500